Dude though. I just want to get laid, but I really don’t know how to get that to happen without sounding… Desperate? Idk, I am just insecure about myself and just about everything else. Meh

pleatedjeans:

the end is near. [x]

pleatedjeans:

the end is near. [x]


(Source: perfectpotts)

  • Baby:de- de- de-
  • de- de-
  • Parent:Daddy?
  • Baby:de- de- de-
  • de- de-
  • Parent:You can say it!
  • Baby:de- de- de-
  • de- de-
  • Silicon, saline, poison inject me
  • Baby, I'm a free bitch
  • I'm a free bitch
  • Some girls won't dance to the beat of the tribe
  • She won't walk away
  • But she won't look back
  • She looks good
  • But her boyfriend says she's a mess
  • She's a mess
  • She's a mess
  • Now the girl is stressed
  • She's a mess
  • She's a mess
  • She's a mess
  • She's a mess
  • (Tellem', girls)
  • Baby loves to dance in the dark
  • 'Cuz when he's lookin'
  • She falls apart
  • Baby loves to dance in the dark (Tellem', girls)

sombreuil:

tastefullyoffensive:

[jhallcomics]

this made me giggle

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
- "You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)

(Source: escapedgoat)


(Source: cindymayweather)

(Source: africans)


(Source: lizgillies)

thegenderqueeralchemist:

bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on

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